*2000-04-24 - 09:18:15*

Hello.

Wow, I haven't witten in a diary for 3 years. Let's see how I do this. First off, my name is Stephanie. I am currently 16, although that is subject to change. Wow, I'm sounding trite already. Better quit this. For you people who know of the Brit Com, Red Dwarf, you can appreciate the title. For those who've seen Monty Python, you will appreciate the ending, although it may seem like Deja Vu.

What's up in my life right now? Absolutely nothing. I'm on Spring Break and I'm getting stuff done that's needed doing for too long. Also studying up for the AP exams in May. I'm going to be so glad when Junior year is over. Not that Senior year will be much better, but we shall see.

Other intrests...hmm...Well, I'm really into music. I'm too eclectic to be healty. Honestly. I mean, on my MP3 playlist I have Eminem, Cab Calloway, Moxy Früvous, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Great Big Sea, Rob Zombie, Michael Jackson, Arrogant Worms, FFH (this Christan A Cappella group that's pretty good), Alanis and lots of other stuff. I like reading, mostly Stephen King and R.K. Rowling, but I enjoy some Star Trek New Frontier books, and Agatha Christie. I collect the weird and interesting. Mainly coins, trivia, and tiny turle figurines.

Ok, I think that's more then enough background information. This moment's opinion: Brittany Spears is BAD. All her songs sound the same, she doesn't write her own music, doesn't play any instruments as far as I'm aware of, and although I admire her singing voice a bit, I do not like what she stands for. She's a pretty face coupled with some manufactured music with a good beat. What does that prove? That you can become a big selling artist by being a skinny, blonde, young girl? Let's go girls! Let's all become anorexics, bleach our hair, hire some writers and becoming top selling artists! GIRL POWER! Oy.

Alright, I'm done now. The song stopped. And I think I'm just about done with this entry. Oh yeah, future goals. I see myself being a well known doctor who plays drums in a club on Fridays. Like it or lump it as "Two Bit" Matthews says. So, signing off till next time. Stay tuned.

And now for something completely different....

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