*2001-05-28 - 11:48 a.m.*

Ah, life is full of...things...

Wow, intellegent, eh?

My point is that I was just reading Gella's diary, and I understand exactly where she's coming from. I've said many times throughout this diary that I am an a-typical girl. Just because I'm not very feminine, doesn't mean I'm masculine. I'm just me. She's just her.

Here's a story that actualy happened to me and my friend Laura yesterday (in play format):

Laura and I were standing on the corner, fiddling with her laser pointer. We were trying to figure out which head would make the swirly pattern. This tourist lady comes up behind Laura and asks what we're doing.

LADY: What are you doing?
ME: Looking for the swirl pattern.
LADY: What are you going to do with it?
LAURA: Just looking for the pattern.
LADY: Does this make you happy at this point in your lives?
US: Yes...
LADY: How old are you?
US: 17...
LADY: (twacks Laura on the shoulder)Throw it away! (laughs and walks off) You two should get yourself a boy friend...or a girlfirend!
THE END

That lady had me laughing...she must have been from Brooklyn or something, judging by her accent. Neither of us knew who she was. One of those little events that keep life intresting.

Also, another thing I learned. Last night my "six" life sunk to a new low. Virtual elbow sex.

Lauren and I were listening to the Rocky Horror sound track and talking to Joe, so I suggested giving him elbow sex (during The Timewarp). He's the best piece of elbow in these parts. One of those hyper night things. Y'all understand (I hope).