*10.23.2002 - 1:14 a.m.*

So a lady walked into the Borders the other day...shopped around...found what she was looking for...and came ot me at the checkout. After having her pay for her items, I ask her if she needs a bag. A harmless question. The lady proceeds to look at me and reply "Of course! How do you carry stuff without a bag?" I reply "With your arms?", thinking that she was joking. She then proceeds to look at me like I just sprouted an arm off the side of my head.

Some people...