*05.28.2004 - 10:43 a.m.*

How is it that my brother is going to his senior prom with a "gorgeous 21 year old girl" that he "met on the cruise" and *I* got stuck with the Small Smelly Guy?

"Hello Stephanie, this is your logic center. We have found it necessary to remind you that you are turning 21 years old, and that you are finishing up your college life. The time for high school crushes and fan girl antics are over, so stop obsessing and downloading pictures of the LOTR cast. That is all."